just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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