so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
either way he was missing a nipple.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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