I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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