:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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