I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
where are my eyebrows?
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