I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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