You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
