I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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