I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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