so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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