Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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