sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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