I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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