Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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