Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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