So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Randomize
