even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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