Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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