Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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