go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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