I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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