my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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