I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Did I show you my penis last night?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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