hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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