his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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