Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
one might say we're banned from that church
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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