my phone needs a breathalizer
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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