He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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