She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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