talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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