Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
