I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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