Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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