At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Randomize
