I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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