well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
