Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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