she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
