She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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