I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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