we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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