I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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