i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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