Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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