Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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