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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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