i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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