So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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