But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
even my farts smell like vagina
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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