Ambien. No doubt about it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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