I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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