this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
