Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I licked your asshole in confidence.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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